it all began on a cold, dark, winter's night, somewhere out there on the internet between waltonsimons, unatco and fizz112...
it was a simple auction at first, sure everyone was a wee bit short of money but it all started normally. fizz112 chickened out quickly at $130 whislt the men fought on against each other with utter disregard for personal health and/or hygiene.
It was getting tense.
Testosterone filled wolowo in a mist of masculinity. The bids were now more than both of them could afford COMBINED. it wasnt a battle for the property anymore, it was for the pride and the glory of crushing your foe in a bidding war, it was to show how MACHO you could be.
Unfortunatly, if you do win, prepare for recession.
...and so machobidding was born
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